fermel

depressed,no friends, lonely man

Youre such a fermel

by richadaboi March 20, 2022

Femaelstrom

The whirlpool of turmoil unleashed by a woman scorned.

I’m still paying for the femaelstrom unlesshed when my wife found out I was cheating on her, my life has been in turmoil ever since.

by Tmrome April 9, 2022

Fermasculous

Fermasculous: expressing or entertaining sexual thoughts while having a lack of charisma (rizz) from the individual speaking.

When Adam asked the girl at the bar if she would like to fuck “this fine Friday evening under the stars” while sipping on a strawberry margarita. The girl prominently looked at him and said you’re way to fermasculous for me! And proceeded to pepper spray him.

by King Rizzma April 3, 2023

fermie

A person who likes to make fermented foods and beverages such as sourdough bread, water kefir, kombucha and lacto-fermented vegetables. Their favorite books are Nourishing Traditions and Wild Fermentation.

You know a fermie when you go to their house and their kitchen counter is full of jars and crocks full of weird looking stuff.

by fermiegirl April 13, 2010

fermazing

(adj) used to describe something, someone or a situation that is overly or f***ing amazing. replace the "a" in amazing with "fer"

"My boyfriend, Eric, is fermazing."

by mollie & deven November 19, 2006

fermental

Means 'fucking mental'.
Has nothing to do with fermentation, fermenting or anything of the like.
fucking+mental=fermental

Woah, that movie was completely fermental!

by frothycoffee June 14, 2011

Fermented Butthole

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020