Fauxialism
Fauxialism by Bobby_Robberts June 17, 2018
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FAUXBEAUX
Male admirers who feel some type of way about females they are not with, can't be with, have no intention of being with or will never actually be with.
While many people may confuse a fauxbeaux for a male friend, fuckboys (fuckboi), fuck buddies, friends with benefits or simps a fauxbeaux is NOT the same.
Fauxbeaux are not necessarily friends, they may be mistaken for friends of the family or white knights but any puppyguarding they exhibit is not about chivalry or because they want to be with her.
They simply treat her the way they want to or think she should be treated, even if the female they admire doesn't notice or solicit his favor much like fans.
They are famous for confusing the hell out of other people, but much like the terms Faux and Beaux suggest..
These guys are not boyfriends.
They may actually even confuse the woman by not realizing their behavior may give her mixed signals, but the reality of the situation is that nothing actually materializes between them.
Fauxbeaux may be mistaken for flirts, gentlemen, lost souls and potential sugardaddies or side pieces on the surface but upon closer inspection they are none of the above.
They often trigger others to ask questions but most people usually can't put a name on them, because they don't seem to fall into most other reliable categories.
While many people may confuse a fauxbeaux for a male friend, fuckboys (fuckboi), fuck buddies, friends with benefits or simps a fauxbeaux is NOT the same.
Fauxbeaux are not necessarily friends, they may be mistaken for friends of the family or white knights but any puppyguarding they exhibit is not about chivalry or because they want to be with her.
They simply treat her the way they want to or think she should be treated, even if the female they admire doesn't notice or solicit his favor much like fans.
They are famous for confusing the hell out of other people, but much like the terms Faux and Beaux suggest..
These guys are not boyfriends.
They may actually even confuse the woman by not realizing their behavior may give her mixed signals, but the reality of the situation is that nothing actually materializes between them.
Fauxbeaux may be mistaken for flirts, gentlemen, lost souls and potential sugardaddies or side pieces on the surface but upon closer inspection they are none of the above.
They often trigger others to ask questions but most people usually can't put a name on them, because they don't seem to fall into most other reliable categories.
BFF: "What's up with Ali and Charlie? Any of that ever become a thing?"
Female: "Um, Charles and I were FB for a little while but he orbited a bit, but we don't click and then he finally got married. But Ali is just one of those FAUXBEAUX, he ain't even trying to marry or fuck. You know he's Muslim and we don't even actually talk or hang out. Sometimes things just don't translate when you grow up differently. Somehow I know he'd snap on a dude tho if he saw someone disrespecting me - LOL".
Female: "Um, Charles and I were FB for a little while but he orbited a bit, but we don't click and then he finally got married. But Ali is just one of those FAUXBEAUX, he ain't even trying to marry or fuck. You know he's Muslim and we don't even actually talk or hang out. Sometimes things just don't translate when you grow up differently. Somehow I know he'd snap on a dude tho if he saw someone disrespecting me - LOL".
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Fauxback
When any sports team wears a "retro" uniform that really isn't retro: they don't follow the proper style, or they add a bunch of old stylings and call it "retro".
The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
The Bills current uniform could be considered a fauxback, since it's just retro styling and not an actual throwback to a specific era.
Uniphile: Those Dodger powder blue throwbacks are really fauxbacks...they aren't made of Satin!
Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
Fan: Uhm...I don't really care. It looks nice.
Fauxback by cee-em-kay October 4, 2011
Fauxbama
If one in the hand is worth two in the bush, its Fauxbama
When I looked at him, he looked like Fauxbama. Can't get anything passed in the legislature? It's Fauxbama. The president not being truthful? It's Fauxbama.
When I looked at him, he looked like Fauxbama. Can't get anything passed in the legislature? It's Fauxbama. The president not being truthful? It's Fauxbama.
Fauxballer
One who will go broke spending large amounts of cash in an attempt to impress others. Faux/Fake. Wanna be baller who doesn't make enough money to qualify for true baller status. One whose monthly car payment is more than their monthly housing payment.
Fauxballers enjoy taking limos everywhere so that people think that they are "somebody".Fauxballers will invite a group of people to their V.I.P section in a club and then ask you to chip in at the end of the night. A fauxballer will always tell you the cost of everything for which they paid in the hopes that you will be impressed. The fauxballer rented that big house because he has bad credit and cannot afford to buy it.
Fauxballer by The Construction Diva Katerina February 11, 2009
fauxsian
derivation: faux + asian. greek origin.
somebody who basically acts like or tries to be asian. eg white kids who love to whip our their black belt, black kids who like to whip out their abnormally small dicks, most asians
somebody who basically acts like or tries to be asian. eg white kids who love to whip our their black belt, black kids who like to whip out their abnormally small dicks, most asians
-yo why you bein so fauxsian
-iunno
-k
-my god nothing in my life matters more to me than final fantasy ix . except maybe this fucking general tzo's chicken amirite.
-dude you're so fucking fauxsian
-oh yay i'm glad because asians rock.
-iunno
-k
-my god nothing in my life matters more to me than final fantasy ix . except maybe this fucking general tzo's chicken amirite.
-dude you're so fucking fauxsian
-oh yay i'm glad because asians rock.