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Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther!

Eat your mother and gother and farther! Do It! It mean what i just said you need this word to insult people in need so it becomes cannibalism so eat it or you become the mother work out and you become a farther become old and than your a gother!
Eat Your Mother and Gother And Farther! Eat your mother with that smile! Eat your gother! Eat Your farther with that Mouth!
by Dm4571 September 25, 2020
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fartesy

A fantasy involving the act of farting
His fartesy included fartish and fartricide
by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008
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fartening

something not only fattening but gives you gas as well.
Dude-- eating too much spaghetti can be fartening....
by rustyn January 13, 2008
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Farter's Remorse

Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.

The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart

Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.
Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"
by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009
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fartening

something that makes you fart, as opposed to "fattening" being something that makes you fat.
don't eat beans before a date, because they are fartening.
by chuckybubbles April 7, 2009
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cake farter

A woman who sits in a cake with her naked butt and releases methane emissions which cause global warming but also clear a room with their stinky aroma, right into a freshly-baked pastry.
Ashleigh sat down proudly naked in the cake and farted. She's a cake farter.
by GeorgeSchmoe October 3, 2008
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serial farter

A person who farts consecutively
That fat chick,Shila, is a serial farter.
by Deimos_dread December 15, 2017
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