Peach: Hey max want to get together on yahoo tonight?
Max: Yeah, that would be fun! Maybe after a few games of cards would could fucksturbate?
Peach: I'd love to. :D
Max: Yeah, that would be fun! Maybe after a few games of cards would could fucksturbate?
Peach: I'd love to. :D
by themasterofpeaches January 21, 2008
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Chris- Ever since I startes college, I haven't been able to masturbate. I wish I didn't have a roommate.
John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
John- Just do what I do, and fasturbate!
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As I am commenting on my own status it occurred to me that I'm Faceturbating. Admit it. It's just a matter of time before you use it.
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Bob has got to cut back on his Faceturbation -- he's been super-poking me for two weeks straight!
I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
I've been faceturbating with Flower Gifts for six hours now!
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Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.
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1. Everyone was out of house and I was pleasuring myself, but then i saw my cousin's car and decided to fasturbate.
2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
2. It was late night and i was pleasuring myself but i felt so sleepy and decided to fasturbate instead of giving up.
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