Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards

Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?

by Gert November 25, 2003

Faceplame

A fail so hard it sent your brain into spasms causing you to mispell facepalm

Example :

"Holy fucking shit you fail!... FACEPLAME!... *Oh shi...*"

n33b: I dont liek mudkipz
omfg n33b wtf are you doing *FACEPLAME*
awesomegai: omfg faceplame

by Ub3r Sc0t3H April 1, 2010

faceplant

During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.

Bitch, if you don't get up on this ill faceplant your ass!

by Kevin F. January 25, 2005

Scandinavian Faceplant

To have a terribly awesome crash skiing.

or

To go down on a chick from the netherlands.

Dude, i Scandinavian Faceplanted this chick last night and she squirted in my face!!

by warrenmiller September 28, 2010

Facetrayal

Betrayal in the face of the victim of betrayal.(when the person is betrayed while he's aware, everything's happening in his face)

Patrick : I heard Bob's girlfriend got so pissed with him that she went and kissed Tom in front him at last night's party.
Jerry : Lol I know man. That shit was hilarious. Facetrayal at its best.

by Crayreck April 8, 2010

Faceplant

When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook.

Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!

by Hoju ju December 16, 2010

foreplayable

when you are open to foreplay from any body, and really in the mood for it.

boy : "god im so foreplayable at the minute"
girl : "I can help you with that" *wink*

by camkirk September 20, 2012