Fonger

Any phallic item that resembles either a finger or a penis.

Tom: "Could you please hand me that fonger."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."

by The Grabulator August 20, 2006

fockerize

From "Meet the Fockers", a term for converting someone to a mental state a-kin to the Focker family. (Not to be confused with fuckerized)

"We Fockerized him!"

by TrippleZero June 6, 2005

fooker

A polite way amongst friends to call each other a fucker.

sup fooker

by ^iX^HyPeR June 16, 2003

fonner

someone who posesses both fit & monner characteristics,

e.g
wooow!! look @ that fonner, shez fonnerific!

by jake klair December 18, 2007

Fokker

Dutch aircraft manufacturer that pioneered civil aviation untill the metal Douglas DC-2 outdated its classic designs involving steel tubes covered in cloth.
By building the DC-3 under licence Fokker gained experience in manufacturing metal aircraft, which was used for the DC-3's replacement the Fokker F-27 Friendship.
This was also the first aircraft using metal glue on a large scale.
The last series of aircraft it produced were the Fokker 50, 70 and 100 before they went bankrupt in 1996

That Fokker 100 is cleared to land.

by Virga December 25, 2010

wucking fanker

a non rude version of fucking wanker that you can say to your mum and she wont get mad at you

mum you wucking fanker let me go out

by Bullet March 22, 2004

FONKAR

an impossible task, an uphill task, something that just cant be done

Trying to get you to come online is becoming a fonkarous attempt, where are you?

by Cleobrutus September 20, 2011