fapurbating

The act of masturbating

She/He was caught fapurbating to videos online...

by Fapurbating May 7, 2017

fapussy

a fat ass pussy

dangggg that girl harley got a real big fapussy

by datboigotjokes3 July 13, 2022

fapulist

One who finds creative ways to masturbate; alternatively, one who makes up stories about masturbating in creative ways.

He was a fapulist who posted about gratifying himself in numerous online sexual experience forums.

by Mosey Susan January 17, 2023

fapusa

This wrong, it is "FUPA" Fat Upper P---- Area.

She was so fat, her fupa hung over the waist of her pants

by ZKM August 8, 2005

Fapuccinno

The rare event when the person who is giving you your coffee (usually at Starbucks) just happens to be masturbating at the same time.

"I was just getting a cup of coffee at Starbucks, when I noticed the server was slapping his monkey while taking my order.He also asked if I wanted a scone with that fapuccinno"

by Chubby cheese April 12, 2011

fapulous

An adjective, used to describe a person (usually a woman) who is so dayum finnee they elicit instant horniness in the observer.

Woman: How do I look in this dress.

Man: You look absolutely fapulous-I mean fabulous.

by louiepalooza December 14, 2010

Count Fapula

When you empty a full box of count chocula in to a womens ass hole then cum in her asshole like its milk, after that you have her shit it out and BAM you have ceareal with milk.

Dude I totally got Count Fapula from my girl last night.

by EuL0Gy December 17, 2008