Douche

someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.

"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"

by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013

douche noose

Those scarves that Eurotrash and some wanker Americans wrap around their necks regardless of the temperature outside

See that guy on the streets of Paris (or New York or Berlin or Tokyo) in July with the scarf-thingy around his neck? What a douche - I call it a douche noose.

by DDouble December 26, 2020

diesel douche

A boy, not a man. Who has daddy's truck out for the weekend and likes to blow black smoke and pick up diesel whores thinks his stack is bigger than yours and his pockets are too, refers to his turbo whistle ass a "panty delete kit" usually doesn't have the biggest feet if you know what I mean.

He's a diesel doucher. You're such a diesel douche.

by Hooey. January 29, 2015

douche flag

n., a popped collar, by which fellow douches signal their identity to each other

Bill raised his douche flag as he entered the room, forming alliances without speaking a word.

You can't buy Stacy a turtleneck, she flies a douche flag everywhere she goes.

by Sara Bert December 17, 2004

holier than thou douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

by Sinner777 December 5, 2009

Guitar Douche

A douchebag, usually a freshmen, who brings his guitar to school even though he sucks and can play one song (most likely the beginning to stairway to heaven). Said person for some fucking reason get's tons of attention and popularity because he's "a guitar player" always completely frowned upon by people who can actually play guitar. This can also be a "Beach guitar douche", "Camp guitar douche" "Mall guitar douche" etc.

Dude Michael, you see that fucking guitar douche over there? Why are there so many at school today, he fucking sucks so bad!

by thethetheluis January 10, 2011

Douche Rocket

A person who’s douchery has no limits.

Tad said he’s gonna get a neck tattoo of some crow wings, what a fucking douche rocket.

by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack July 4, 2018