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dicklet

Piglet's dick.
omg if you pause the Winnie the Pooh video at 17:23 YOU CAN SEE THE DICKLET!!!
by Amy Leeee April 28, 2009
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docket

Means that you have left something at a particular location
by ROMNEY November 25, 2004
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Docket

pertaining to docking, the other man's foreskin; the docking socket
"i'm ready to dock, is your docket ready?"

"we were totally gonna dock, but his docket was to small."
by sir_GushingHoles April 14, 2010
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Dicklet

Dicklet (noun) - "That text is a dicklet".

The term "dicklet" is used when a text which is not sex related sounds like it is referring to sex.
The term originates from a pokemon called Diglet. This is because the pokémon looks quite similar to a penis (also known as dick) and because it can burrow underground. (referring to the fact that the text may look harmless when quickly read, but when payed more attention has an erotic meaning).
Often texts which are "dicklets" are ones about construction, manuals or job interviews, but in essence every text can be a "dicklet"
Dicklet (noun) - "That text is a dicklet".

A text that could be seen as a dicklet:
"...put the jack into the hole on the back of the machine. When connection is still not established, the jack is connected wrongly. Re-insert the jack repetedly until connection is established..."

This small text extract from a manual can be referred to as a dicklet because when "jack" is replaced by "penis" the text gets a different meaning all together.
by Dicklet411 March 22, 2009
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docklette

1. rumor
2. talking shit about someone
3. crap
4. small object
why are you spreading all of these docklettes about me??
or
wow thats a huge docklette
by Steveroni January 2, 2009
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doccletokken

A fake asswhole/rectum that is used in satanistic rituals. Generally a 56 year old woman is forced to wear a strap on and fuck it then eat the slimy juices of man who has got his balls squeezed very hard and poked with a needle. Word is taken from the german term meaning poop fucking prostitute.
Oh my, Barbra got a hold of the doccletokken again i hope she doesnt use it as long as she did last time even though it wasnt her choice to have sex with it. BUTT PENIS!
by Slimy Anus July 30, 2004
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Rocket Docket

The act of ramming a gavel up a woman's ass while wearing judge's robes and yelling "Rocket Docket!"
I took a hot paralegal back to my chambers, then I gave her the rocket docket on the bench.
by John Q. Hofstetter September 10, 2007
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