Discomcoochilated

When your Coochie is ferociously attacked by a wild tongue with reckless abandon and you are left Contorted in an abstract position.

My man ate dat shit so goooddd, he left me feeling discomcoochilated!!

by Rusty & Red November 7, 2020

normalize discomfort

Training through deliberate practice that results in associating uncomfortable feelings, thoughts, and body sensations as routine and not something to be avoided.

I wish he would stop bitching about the heat and learn to normalize discomfort.

by physicaltherapist1 November 19, 2015

discombobulated dickhead

A goal keeper that won’t stay in the fucking goal and blames it on other people.

Why do you keep leaving the goal like a discombobulated dickhead?

by Kermitthefrog55 August 3, 2022

Diploma

a paper that says that you're still a fuck up, but now you can work

Rory: Dude! I just got my diploma
Robert: Sweet dude, now your just a fuck up with a piece of paper sayin your good to work

by iliketomoveitmoveit9876321 November 15, 2009

dipsomaniac

someone who drinks too much on a regular basis
i.e. alcoholic, lush, alky, boozer, too drunk too often

that drunk guy over there is a dipsomaniac

by becky r. December 27, 2005

discombobulated

When your mind has a million things running around in it and it makes you act like a fumbling retard.

I am sorry that I put my grandmother's teeth in your coffee, I was discombobulated.

by Sweet C January 20, 2009

discombobulated

fucked up

lastnight I was so discombobulated I left the bar with my ex

by Lil squirrel March 10, 2017