ding 

a small, limp penis. (may not necessarily be small erect)

"My ding gets huge when it boners!"

ding by shitcuff August 8, 2007

Ding 

Having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense

Melissa: "erin thought the eclipse occurred every year"
Amanda: "erin is such a ding"

Ding by Tank228 August 18, 2017

DING 

Ding is a word used to describe a solid 10/10. If you see someone who is really attractive, you will inform your friend by saying either "ding" or "ding ding". This is a very successful way of talking to you friend without anyone be suspicious of what you're talking about.

Friend: "ding"
You: "woooow that is a soild 10/10"

DING by Babashrek69 October 10, 2017

Ding 

A large party between a group of friends- something akin to a small rager.

You throwin' a dinga' this weekend?

We Dinging at my place for cinco de mayo!

We havin' a ding?

Ding by NewEnglandhasdrugs June 2, 2018

Ding 

A person of below average intelligence whose daily life is disrupted by their own stupidity. Dings will usually lie and cause trouble constantly, just because they're dings.

There are levels of dingosity, running from Levels one to five.

"I've locked myself in the shed again, can you come and let me out"

"You are such a ding".

Ding by doubleshiny June 24, 2005

ding 

Adjective. Something that is minging, or gross.

Dad: Are you going to eat your dinner, or is it ding?

ding by dictionary idiot January 10, 2014

Ding 

An act of God. If God doesn't like a certain individual on earth, he may "ding" him. The person in question will suddenly find himself flying rapidly through the air, ending with a crunch against a wall, or by marvelling at the enormousness of outer space. Usually accompanied by a flick of the middle finger (as when flicking a marble).

He was an awful man, and had done terrible deeds. God decided that enough was enough, and dinged him.

Ding by Thomas and Sofie May 22, 2007