Dick Twat

Stupid or obnoxious dick

You’re a dick twat!

by Flickerflacker January 11, 2018

Dicktate

When something is explained ( typically a man to a woman) in a way that's condescending, patronising, and doesn't understand that a man's perspective.. I.e his.. May not be The only , or the right one.

The judge dicktated to the court that a man on man rape is, of course, much more serious than a man on woman rape.

by CCeeeee September 8, 2016

dicktator

Dominating a women in the bedroom

I came 5 times, who is the dicktator

by BLKSHP March 5, 2011

Dicktator

See brass

by HottStuff6969 February 15, 2003

dickwater

Anything that is uncool or unpleasent to you and the people around you.

Man that was dickwater how john forgot about poker lastnight, and went out with that chick instead.

by gorillaface November 5, 2007

Dicktation

It's like lactation. It's the milking of the dick.

Carlos' mom is a pro at taking dicktation

by PNAKOAO April 28, 2016

dicktation

Taking care of the office manager's, supervisor's etc sexual needs. A job that a majority of secretaries perform, whether they admit to it or not.

(Unzipping his fly and dialing the front desk) Ms. Sukalot, I have some dicktation for you.

(Smiles and adjusts her cleavage and hose) I'll be right there, sir!

by Casketcrawler October 19, 2006