defrosting two freezers

After many months of being on your own, finally the urge takes over and its time to defrost the two freezers. After months of neglect it’s time to spank the monkey with some five knuckle shuffle.

My Only Fans channel is loosing subs - time to get defrosting two freezers and boost my likes.

by The Bruces February 6, 2023

defrost

the act of having sex with a new partner for the first time

baz: yo nala!
nala: ssup baz!
baz: hows things going with your boy?
nala: pretty good...we defrosted
baz: daaayam! hi five sista

by caz and mal February 17, 2008

defob

Defob means fuck! like defob you! your a mother defobin riot!! Shut the defob up!

I'll defobin kill your ass, you dirty jew!!

by jadyn May 13, 2005

defrosted

a person who's a loser one year of school, summer passes and all of a sudden is the coolest/sexiest person at school.
this mostly occurs in high school.

Person 1: hey dude, you hear about that girl, Liz?
Person 2: yea man. junior year, she was a total nerd and no one knew her. i guess she defrosted over the summer, because this year... every dude wants her.

by bee jay July 14, 2007

deflobulation

when somebody puffs there cheeks out adn holds there breath

they will need a kiss to stop them deflobulating

if deflobulation happens , they will need a friend to blow up there nose to reflobulate them

my boyfriend wanted a hug , so held his breath
i didnt see him and he deflobulated!
i had to reflobulate him quickly , hes was okay
deflobulation is not to be played with, and it definitely does exist

by bump fwog April 30, 2011

defrosting

Adjective: Feeling exhausted in the morning from partying or staying up too late the night before.

"I can't get going this morning because I'm 'defrosting' from clubbing way too late last night."

by RhetoricRalph July 19, 2017

Defrost the Chicken

code for a blowjob in the winter time underneath the campanile on Iowa State University campus

Hey Ben, can you help me defrost the chicken tonight.

by chickendefroster5000 January 7, 2018