auto-Darwinize

To remove one's self from humanity by their own hands. Mostly for the purpose of the betterment of the species.

"The was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. You should auto-Darwinize and delete yourself from the gene pool."

by Optikal Fade September 6, 2008

darwinning

'Winning' in a Darwinistic fashion, or on a Darwinistic path. i.e. When you see a really stupid person have something bad happen to them brought on by their own stupidity, Darwin is Winning, and it is a darwinning occurrence.

"Hahah, that lady was talking on her cell phone and tripped and fell into the fountain in the mall where she worked!"

"That's totally darwinning. What a moron!"

by laeiryn October 14, 2011

Darwinian Dump

A bowel movement of such length that it is climbing out of the toilet water.

I had a darwinian dump this morning, that thing was climbing up the side of the toilet bowl.

by PhillybertoB September 9, 2013

Accelerated Darwinism

The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.

"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."

by Hermantown July 7, 2021

Draining The Love Spuds

Masturbation

I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.

by ThaPlayah April 9, 2009

draining

urban exploration but specifically exploring drains or pipes. Generally these drains carry only stormwater and not sewage.

"Hey man the sky looks clear tonight, do ya wanna go draining?"

"Don't go draining, you'll be raped by the Cave Clan!"

by phunk-melbcaveclan March 2, 2004

Draining

When someone is speaking ill of another person; to talk down on someone. Therefore "draining" them of their good vibes/ energy.

Rachel was really draining Monica the other day, she couldn't even say one positive thing about her.

by wacksauce9000 December 1, 2018