Darning

A Warning that comes too late.

Chester Qualsneck was upset to find out shortly after drinking his 5 hour energy that the bottle had been lying in a birdbath, utterly forgotten for the last year and a half. His outburst of anger toward his laughing "friends" indicated that he would have much preferred a warning rather than the loathsome darning.

by Furious_George July 14, 2011

Darning

Present Participle Form Of The Slang Word, Darn.

“Yo!! What Darning Time Is It?” - Hopkins Harlem aka Harlem.

by Hzr November 12, 2018

Darning the Dam

Working together. In a work setting when 2 people work together. Also, when 2 companies do a joint venture to bridge a gap... it's called darning the dam. You could also use this when 2 departments work together on a centralized goal.

Our design team is darning the dam with our marketing team to build an awesome website. We're going to make so much money.

by thepicklebomber November 20, 2018

Darning the Dam

When you work with a person in another department at a company. Or when 2 joint ventures work together on a common goal. It's called Darning the Dam.

The marketing team is darning the dam with our design team. We are going to make so much money once this website is done.

by thepicklebomber November 20, 2018

darking up

What the sky does every night starting with twilight.

I always look forward to the darking up of the sky. So relaxing, comforting, & great relief!

by Starchylde August 10, 2016

Darling

A person whom you love the most, more than anything in the whole entire world.

A person who deserves all your attention and affection
Someone you should dote on regularly and give plenty of care to.

A beautiful and lovable person who is also very kind.

You are my darling, and I love you the most.

by Eye Do April 6, 2020

Darlinged

The feeling of sudden shock when you discover that your bank account is empty because your personal details which were lost by Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs were then used for identity theft. Courtesy of the Rt. Hon Alistair Darling et al.

- "Arrrgh! Where did all our $*!@$%@ money go?!?!"
- "You know when you've been Darlinged!"

by Pedrosa von Beagle December 24, 2007