cuntwagon

1. The vulgar slang word for a slutty girl that you oppose; 2. A female with the soul of a whore who fucks anyone she sees; 3. A female that enjoys sexual trains and being tag-teamed by the minimum of 32 men.

Man, Kelsey is such a cuntwagon. Look at all her holes being stuffed!

by xxCaptainUnderpantsxx September 29, 2009

cuntwag

What my my mother calls me before she violently beats me.

Mom: Come hear you little cuntwag
Me: pls no

by Jack and pill February 10, 2018

Cuntswabblethornface

Another name for a banter boy usually found masterbsting

Yoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoy cuntswabblethornface

by Yoyoyoyoyblud May 25, 2020

cuntswallop

British / Australian slang. Originally codswallop: Senseless talk or writing; nonsense; rubbish. quotations

I edited the enormous load of old cuntswallop because apparently nobody else would.

by Kingdragonfly November 1, 2020

Cuntswallow

This word defines someone who acts like a bitch and lies. Most people named Mike is this!

Mike is being a cuntswallow most of the time In his natural bornded life.

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

cuntswayla

A cumtswayla is a boss bitch above all the other bitches!

Don't take a cuntswayla out of context!

by anonymous April 16, 2022

Cuntwagon

A cuntwagon is similar to a douche-canoe. A douche-canoe is someone who’s something more than a douche. A cuntwagon is a name for someone who has surpassed douche, douche-canoe, and cunt and moved to a place where their cunthood requires its own transportation.

They were a total cuntwagon, how could they let your partner go to the wrong hospital when you you got in that accident? You need to check your parental unit.

by Blandleparadise January 15, 2023