1 definition by xxCaptainUnderpantsxx

1. The vulgar slang word for a slutty girl that you oppose; 2. A female with the soul of a whore who fucks anyone she sees; 3. A female that enjoys sexual trains and being tag-teamed by the minimum of 32 men.
Man, Kelsey is such a cuntwagon. Look at all her holes being stuffed!
by xxCaptainUnderpantsxx September 29, 2009
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