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cantor

To leverage the suffering of innocent people for an unreasonable request that would otherwise be unmet. To bargain in bad faith during a time of crisis.
Do you think that our roommate john will help fix the roof this weekend?

He's cantoring for us to fix his car even though the roof will leak without his help. What a jerk.

I know you broke your arm, but I still won't drive you to the hospital for anything less than $10,000.

Don't cantor with me you vile cretin. I need a doctor!
by Tired of this Shit Already September 4, 2011
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Cuntartica

A descriptive term for female genitalia which is seldom deployed for recreational intercourse.

A fucking frigid fanny.
Man A: How's the sex life at home, Dave?
Man B: Cuntartica, mate.
by Lianachan March 5, 2004
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Cunterpillar

An extremely hairy, bushy or unkempt vagina. This can refer to hair on the vagina that makes a pussy look like a caterpillar. Also appropriate when a woman's pubic hair extends down her leg in a very thick buchy fashion.
Dude, did you see that bitch's cunterpillar?
It was sticking out of her fucking thong.
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cuntortionist

A woman who uses her vagina or other orifices to hold sway over someone, or provide leverage that situations will play out in her favor.
She is such a cuntortionist. First it was withholding sex from her boyfriend because he didn't stop playing Skyrim the moment she told him to and now she's promising sex if he buys her that ridiculous car she wants.
by Ephemily December 30, 2013
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cuntardo

when you want to emphasize the word 'cunt' because you are really angry. usually when someone messes something up.
1. it was an open goal! Heskey you fucking cuntardo!
by SC_EA January 27, 2007
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Cantorna

A large family that is loud, stuborn, and fight often. Though they posses those characteristics they are beautiful, and intelligent.
Wow...did you hear those cantornas!
by soccerluvver4 February 28, 2009
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Cuntered

Pursuant to Hunter money, the action of failing upward and incorrectly assuming your ascent is in anyway related to your competency level while maintaining an abhorrent level of smugness.
Dumbfounded Man: I guess now that he cuntered his way to mid-management he's gonna be making Hunter money.
by shareyrlunch December 1, 2011
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