curfuckle

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up

1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm

by horny unicorn April 7, 2011

Confuckled

Momentary retardation coupled with utter confusion. The state of being confuckled.

1. Nancy is so confuckled.
2. Herb confuckles the piss out of me.

by anklemeat December 19, 2011

confucked

mixture of fucked and confused. use wisely:

you are one confucked mofo.
or:
wow that chem test really confucked me.

by Nora Sexy Thang January 14, 2004

confucked

describes the feeling of being to fucking confused.

wow, guys, im too confucked to do anything else.

by iwillbohnyou February 8, 2005

Confuckled

1.A extreem version of being confused.

2.The act or state of being fucked.

3.Totally and utterly confused in a fucked up way.

4. Your in a fucked up situation in which your confused.

To a Friend: Hey what the fuck is this dude?
Friend: *looks at 'other'and see's something beyond confusing and disgusting* Well i'm confuckled.

by Natashia Giesbrecht January 27, 2006

Confuckled

To be confused but would like to seem funny

Bruh this test got me confuckled

by Ashley is a qy October 30, 2019

confukled

something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot

this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"

by lj August 20, 2003