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Crunklesprouts

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.
Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)
by Malfoy2017 July 27, 2017
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Crungle

When you grab something so hard it breaks into tiny little pieces and then you die; when you curl toes so hard they break off.
MY TOES ARE BEING CRUNGLED😰
by hairy balls September 28, 2021
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crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.
Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.
by Casper64 October 14, 2006
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Chundler

1. An expression, when something happens (person, place or thing) but it's underneath your expectations you would say, "Chundler!"
Man, I can't believe how bad that food was, that resteraunt was such a Chundler!
Man, did you see Billy's new car? He is such a Chundler!
Man, did you see Tom's girlfriend? She is such a Chundler!
by Sean Sizemore December 16, 2007
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Cruddler

One that is invited to a Google+ Huddle, and does not participate in the Huddle.
"-Christina's a shitty Huddler.

-Yeah she's a cruddler."

"-Hey, why wasn't I invited??

-I invited everyone in the Huddle but you didn't see it 'cause you're a cruddler!"

"-Should I invite Christina to the Huddle?

-No, don't bother; she's a cruddler."
by tifferrr July 13, 2011
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cruncled

Hybrid descriptive word between crinkled, crimped, crunched, creased and crushed.
The videotape was cruncled by the machine.

I washed the curtains, hung them up and they are still cruncled

They cruncled my car!
by Alan Lee October 1, 2006
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cundle

When a girl cums on a guy's dick so that it resembles a candle.
jane cundled on mark after a steamy night.
by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006
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