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Cruddler

One that is invited to a Google+ Huddle, and does not participate in the Huddle.
"-Christina's a shitty Huddler.

-Yeah she's a cruddler."

"-Hey, why wasn't I invited??

-I invited everyone in the Huddle but you didn't see it 'cause you're a cruddler!"

"-Should I invite Christina to the Huddle?

-No, don't bother; she's a cruddler."
by tifferrr July 13, 2011
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cruddler

(n) Someone who continuously behaves in a manner that is unacceptable in society.
Person 1: Dude, I got kicked out of the State Theatre last night for refilling my beer bottle off the tap. I'm such a cruddler.

Person 2: Yeah and you didn't even leave a tip you fucking cruddler.
by ATOWN4LIFE September 30, 2007
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cuddlerape

Verb: When someone cuddles with you against your will.
1) You wake up after a night of hardcore partying and notice someone you don't like cuddled up to you.

2) Someone breaks into your house, gets in your bed, and you wake up with them cuddling with you.

3) If Goldilocks were to climb into baby bears bed while baby bear was there, baby bear would have woke up to being cuddleraped.
by that1guyukno April 18, 2010
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criddler

a criddler is a very messed up tweeker meth-head. Like a tweeker who will steal your shit & then help you look for it. A criddler will steal your shit, help you look for it then try to sell it back to you forgetting it was yours. Criddlers lurk in yards & bushes looking to steal or cause something caught their eye (People not really there). They wear their hair in a bun w/scrunchie known as a TWEEKIN-BEACON. They carry everything they own (all of it stolen) at all times in backpacks & small bags so they can pack & repack endlessly as the mood strikes them & will follow anyone, anywhere & do anything if the guys got a bag of dope. A stack of used lotto scratch-its will keep them busy endlessly rescratching cause there must be a winner they missed.
The Criddler bag-bitch went for a walk to get some air. 6 hours later and only 1 block away from home she's in the neighbors back yard shopping in the bushes for SHINEY THINGS. She finds an electronic charger that just might work for the cell phone she "GOT" yesterday, or was it today? SHHHH I've got to criddle on the roof & get high cause there's people out ther I have to watch.
by berta look alike January 29, 2010
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Criddler Coin

Criddle coin is the homeless/tweaker native curency. These are cans and bottles in states with bottle deposits that are generally collected by tweakers to purchase more drugs with or purchase things that are difficult to steal.

Average CC to USD:
1 CC (Criddle Coin) = $0.10 USD

Aquired by hard labor of digging through rubbish/trash and stealing other peoples cans out of garbages or the back of trucks.

Usually carried in shopping carts, black bags and green bags. Commonly used as a status symbol on the streets of wealth.
"Holy shit bro, did you see how many criddler coins that tweaker had? He's going to have enough crack for a week!"

"I got a couples bags of Criddler coin I need to turn in"
by BIGDUKIE7 February 1, 2023
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cruddle

The act of crouch huddling when extremely cold.
I was so cold at crew, I cruddled in the back of the boathouse to conserve heat.
by EAT27 October 7, 2010
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crudderbum

A man with a perma-poo stain on his right thigh.
Ew, look at that stinky crudderbum trying to pick up that cheap whooah.
by Wuttamess October 29, 2009
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