Crotching

Having your eyes drawn to someones crotch - can be voluntary or involuntary action

Ken caught me crotching him!

by Motherhen33 June 17, 2010

Crotch

The female genitalia

crotch means femal gentails

by Crotch crouch November 03, 2019

crotch

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object.

Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

by The Canadian Information Minister May 12, 2003

crotch

A slang or affectionate term for a female friend.

e.g. Wussup crotch

e.g. Hooker

e.g. Bee-yoch

by persian delite July 11, 2008

crotched

when 1 person (typically male) runs full force into another person who is sitting down, thus hitting the person in the face with their crotch

i still cant believe i got crotched by a girl!

by emorexic November 25, 2007

Crotching

A slang word for telling a friend you had/have an erection without drawing the attention of the surrounding public

"Hey bro, what you been up to?"

"Just crotching out in maths, this girl was peng!"

by Crotchington November 10, 2008

crotch

Synonym for 'cool', except less socially acceptable. Origins unknown.

I am undoubtedly the crotchest person around.

by Sara November 17, 2004