Cronch

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.

Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you

by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 15, 2020

Cronch

The sexual erotic act of inserting a crunch bar into a hole (users choice) and using a cock or cock like object to smash the crunch bar. Then the crunch bar is eaten from the hole. And the remainder is cleaned off of the dick like object using the tounge.

" oh man that cronch sesh was fire"
"I crouched with a total baddie"
"You wouldn't believe this bro! We cronched before 4 months!"
"Cronch me harder daddy"

by Sexbot69420oink August 2, 2024

Cronch

A stinky vagina. Most likely obtained by not washing the vagina properly or often.

John doesn't want a second date with Darla because he could smell her nasty cronch from all the way across the dinner table.

by Jdbruxkaorn October 8, 2017

Cronch

Cronch,
A noun, verb and adjective in some instances may also be used as a measurement of time and distance.

Eg:
"THIS GREMLIN LOOKING ASS IS CRONCHING UP THEM STAIRS AT 200 CRONCHES PER METER TO FIND THEM SWEET SUCULANT DOUBLE A BATTERY WHILE SUCKING ON A TUBE OF CRONCH JUICE".

by Stolas Goetia November 20, 2021

cronch flict

A conflict within the dirty vagina of your bitch girlfriend

My girlfriend is currently having internal cronch flict

by cronch November 24, 2014

Cronch

When you get a wedgie so far up your ass that you have anal contusions

That bully pulled my underwear and gave me a nasty cronch

by Cronch giver February 24, 2019

Cronch

(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)

Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)

by Big P Junior July 2, 2024