Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 12, 2018

philadelphia cream cheese

1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.

The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008

vaginal cream cheese

A delicate, creamy discharge of the vagina with an extraordinary bouquet - just a hint of fish.

Fragrant, yet delicious. Alluring. Think smoked salmon and creme cheese club sandwich.

by Mister Filth January 07, 2004

Cream Cheese Sandwich

When a man ejaculates in his hand, then slaps you in the face.

Man, this girl sassed me today... I gave that bitch a cream cheese sandwich.

by kmeek1 September 05, 2008

Cream Cheese Danish

Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.

Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.

by SantiClaus January 15, 2017

cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

by duckdogs December 19, 2012

Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

by heyworlditsmeyeahme October 26, 2010