cranky grandma

A cranky grandma is when one stands against the wall and their partner does a handstand and proceeds to fart in the other person's mouth.

That guy just did a cranky grandma to my sister. I'm 'bousts to whoop his ass.

by goochy January 19, 2006

Clancy

Clancy is a beautiful girl who has the best sense of humor and the cutest laugh in the world. She's someone who remembers all the little things that you like and don't like and no matter what happens she'll make you feel better in every situation. Clancy is so loyal and never fails to surprise you with cute gifts and calls and she's so creative. Her heart is huge and she's too nice to everyone. she has a loud mouth and likes to chat shit but its badass and everyone respects her. Clancy is a perfect girl who everyone likes and some people like her a little too much.

Clancy might be the best girl i've ever met.
OMG clancy texted you?!

by swagadiddy October 28, 2018

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

granny cranny

A grandmother's vagina.

There were decoys on my search for a true granny cranny, those were just wrinkly skin folds. I was not discouraged however, the middle-aged disappointments she calls children came from somewhere. "Keeping seeking and you will find", I told myself.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014

Clancy

A 'Clancy' is a teenage boy, aged from 12 to 16 who is namely fridgit and afraid to get with his girlfriend, let alone touch a girl. He doesnt want to hold her hand, kiss her, hook up with her or Make out because he is worried he'll be doing the wrong thing. The bets way to overcome a clancy is to talk to him about emotions and make him relax.

Girl 1: im so angry1
girl 2: why?
girl 1: my new bf is a clancy
girl 2: ZOMG YOU HAVE TO DUMP HIM
girl 1: i know -sigh_

by rickrollaers October 19, 2011

CrankyWagon

CrankyWagon is a term in which refers to a time when any Canadian with the first name "Grace" rides in a wagon with the internet meme "grumpy cat"

"Hey look bro!! It's the CrankyWagon!! Lets throw maple syrup at it!!"

"Should you ever witness such a CrankyWagon, please, do shout out KRANKENWAGEN at your loudest and throw maple syrup."

by AtomicGrace September 2, 2013

crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022