gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022

hellsummer

A summer that was terrible, awful and/or unpleasant: it felt like hell.

"That was such a hellsummer."

by KungFuLambda September 4, 2023

idwtd

It stands for i. don't. want. to. die.

That's what it means.

idwtd means i do not want to die.

by KungFuLambda October 10, 2021

crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022