5 definitions by KungFuLambda

crankypated

(adj)

To be cranky and constipated.

Person 1: "Sorry about that, I'm just feeling crankypated today.."

Person 2: "Today? You're always full of shit!"

by KungFuLambda January 6, 2022

hellsummer

A summer that was terrible, awful and/or unpleasant: it felt like hell.

"That was such a hellsummer."

by KungFuLambda September 4, 2023

idwtd

It stands for i. don't. want. to. die.

That's what it means.

idwtd means i do not want to die.

by KungFuLambda October 10, 2021

gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022

gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.

1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”

by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022