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Chinese Cock-Trap

A Chinese Cock-Trap is when two males get so intoxicated (the only way this would be fathom able) and decide to play this game. One male inserts half of a Q-Tip in his erected penis then the other male shoves the other half in his erect penis. Then in one motion both males thrust backwards: the male with the Q-Tip remaining in their penis is the declared winner.
Dude, Crist and Matt got into an argument the other night while they were drinking. So they played Chinese Cock-Trap and Matt totally pwned Crist.
by Dawned Upon December 20, 2010
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Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.
I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?
by malt liqua January 12, 2011
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cockstrap

Not exactly sure what they are, however they are worn by gay men around thier cocks.
That cock-gobbling faggot needs to loosen up his cockstrap.. he is starting getting on my nerves.
by mythtv April 22, 2007
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cockrape

allen is such a cockrape, he stole my pencil!
by Anonymous September 10, 2003
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Cocktrail

That spotted line of semen (cum) you leave on, but is not limited to your boxers, pants, sheets or any other garment or piece of fabric you own.

Other possibilities inclube shirts, panties, dresses, or assorted garments.
Captain Kirk: Dude, I left such a mad cocktrail on Uhura's uniform last night.

Spock: Sick, Jim.
by Kidbash November 29, 2009
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cockstrap

The athlete is wearing a shabby cockstrap.
by uttam maharjan March 23, 2011
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cocktrapscikle

A cold hearted woman who takes some form of gain from either sexual acts or the promise of sexual acts, and said gain causes an unreasonable amount of loss, pain or hardship to the person(s) supplying said gain.

For the woman to be a true cocktrapscikle, she must show either indifference or actual pleasure towards the suffering of the other party, more-so or equal to the actual gain she has made.

a cocktrapscikle can also be a pole or other metal item, which, when exposed to extreme cold temperatures creates a surface that, if a penis is applied to it, may cause said penis to freeze against it, and be unable to be freed without leaving behind a portion of said phallus.
Sue is bragging to everyone how she tricked Eric into selling her his car for 500 bucks because he thought she would give him a blowjob. I would avoid that one, she's a real cocktrapscikle!

Don't pee on that stop sign, Mike did that yeasterday and when he shook it off it became a cocktrapscikle!
by obiwanshinobistrikesback April 2, 2013
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