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Yo, why were you a no show again today?
Well, believe it or not I got into another cockcident online when I was on my way to pick you up. And this one was a lot bigger than the last one, therefore it practically impossible for me to come pick you up...I apologize...again...
Well, believe it or not I got into another cockcident online when I was on my way to pick you up. And this one was a lot bigger than the last one, therefore it practically impossible for me to come pick you up...I apologize...again...
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Sam: “don’t worry! I have the cockfidence to use it”
Matt: “wow, you’re so cockfident!”
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The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
The effortless confidence a man has when he knows he is well-endowed. It’s not arrogance — it’s the calm, unbothered self-assurance that comes from being blessed below the belt. When a guy is walking around with cockfidence, everyone can feel it, even if no one says it.
When your third leg legally qualifies you for a Blue Badge and a special parking space. But that is just an added benefit of it.
“He walked into his toxic ex’s engagement party like he was checking the post — zero emotional disturbance. That’s cockfidence.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
“He doesn’t raise his voice in arguments. He just smiles that ‘you’ll cry later’ smile. That’s cockfidence seasoned with emotional damage.”
“She tried to insult him in front of everyone and he just said, ‘You’ve never recovered from me.’ That’s cockfidence layered with cruelty.”
“He doesn’t chase. He observes. He lets people ruin the chance themselves. That’s cold-blooded cockfidence.”
“He said ‘Heal first, then talk to me.’ She hasn’t slept since. That’s cockfidence with a body count.”
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