gerberler

A straight guy whom puts things up his ass for sexual enjoyment.
Aw, shit..not again Bro--those two oranges and 4 frozen grapes you had stuck up there, suffering through the embarrassment of all those doctors, nurses, residents, interns, etc. observing the removal process, after stressing and sneaking off to the ER in hopes your girl wasn't going to figure out you're a gerberler wasn't enough for you to learn your lesson..? I guess not, because here you are again, like many gerbelers, back in the ER with____stuck up in your ass!
by Th8ReaR May 31, 2017
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Cockcident

Whenever two males happen to accidentally (or perhaps intentionally) bump into the crotch of one another and become aroused with a sensation that’s pleasurable and hardening. Most cases lead to pleasureable undisclosed encounters. Rare cases can lead to a hung jury, which can carry stiff penalties.
Yo, why were you a no show again today?

Well, believe it or not I got into another cockcident online when I was on my way to pick you up. And this one was a lot bigger than the last one, therefore it practically impossible for me to come pick you up...I apologize...again...
by Th8ReaR October 16, 2018
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