Cockstacle

A male that impedes another male's ability to mate.

Guy 1: "Did you see Justyn almost take home the drunk chick?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, too bad the designated driver saved her from him."

Guy 1: "Dude, I know. What a cockstacle."

by mebematt77 January 25, 2009

Cocktail Kidnapped

When you take a walk down the street, pass a friendly neighbor's house, get invited to have a beverage with them, you accept and 90 minutes later, you realize nothing got done but you have a smile on your face.

Sorry I'm late, I went for a walk and got Cocktail Kidnapped at Gary and Viv's along the way.

by Smabuda July 29, 2014

Cocktail Weenie

A rich boy's tiny, bite sized dick.

Lisa- "You should hook up with Cooper, He's in law school."
Sara- "But what if he has a cocktail weenie?!"
Lisa- "Ya gotta do what ya gotta do."

by gracieisfordogs October 24, 2014

last call cocktail

When the bartender stops selling booze and you need more make a last call cocktail. Mix unfinished, unattended drinks together in a pint glass and drink up!

Biff - "Last call? Dammit, I should have gotten here sooner."

Joey - "Its alright man, make a last call cocktail."

by MistahTom November 6, 2005

Home Alone Cocktail

An alcoholic drink made by mixing together small amounts of liquor from each of your parents' open bottles so they won't notice the missing liquor.

We all had at least one in high school.

I had a rough day at school so I got some rum, bourbon, wine, Kahlua and vodka from dad's liquor cabinet and made myself a home alone cocktail.

by UndeadSurfer April 30, 2010

Cuckitalist

Broke people who worship billionaires and dreams of being one while struggling to make ends meet as a result of being exploited by the economic inequality rising out of a broken capitalist system.

Joe: Whats wrong with corporations getting to pay no tax at all? They're contributing jobs.

Me: Basically the people are keeping the government running with their tax dollars while profits extracted off their labour are going to a rich mans bank account. How is this helping the society or you who is on minimum wages?

Joe: the billionaire earned it.

Me: You're just a cuckitalist who takes pleasure in seeing others suffer due to economic inequality.

by Steak-at-Stake October 9, 2020

Tyler Cocktail

Tyler cocktail is when one guy pours any two kinds of alcohol beverage in to your asshole then he plugs you up with his dick then shakes you until the drinks are mixed, then you leak the drink out of your ass in to a pitcher and serve it.

Bro I got so fucked up last night from a tyler cocktail it was cray-cray, I was scared to do it but said fuck it yolo.

by vegasbeast November 13, 2012