CHURCH

A slang word that stands for "A man's gotta feed his family sometimes".

"Nah, I can't buy a G. Ya'know; CHURCH."

by DogggieThizzle May 21, 2010

CHURCH

That thing with the stuff where they tell all those lies

(1)on church they told me that Jesus can walk on water, and I told them that Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

by CHANCLA 316 October 7, 2007

church

A building that serves no purpose. Christ wasn't in church all the time.

God, here goes my money to the church.

by bradnom November 14, 2011

Church

A word used to describe smoking weed usually in the presence of an adult.

Bob: Did you go to church yesterday?
Sally: Yeah, at Fred's house.

by Cheesecakexox December 20, 2010

church

1) A Place where Persons of a particular Religion, Usualy Christian, Gather to Worship their Particular Religon/Affliction/Cult/whatever

2)A Character In the Popular Web Series "Red Vs Blue" made by Rooster Teeth Productions.
Full name: Private Lenard L. Church
He is Characterised by His Aqua Colored Armor.

"Hi! I'm Private L. L. Church, of The popular Web Series, Red Vs Blue." - Church

by Churba December 8, 2004

church

The place my mom makes me go to even though I am 14 and feel strongly about my own beliefs. And to make matters worse, the damn place is located at my school! Thanks, mom you've earned your award for Professsional Life Ruiner.

No mom I do not want to go to church

by DizzyLizzy November 25, 2006

church

A place where crazy, stupid people go to listen to some old child molester talk about myths found in a fiction book called the bible.

Wow, your weird. You actually go to church?

by yourmom666- December 27, 2011