Oom Chucka Willie

There are several variations to this dirty little limerick. I recited a slightly different version when I was a child in the 1970s:

Oom Chucka Willie from the coconut grove, he was a mean mother fucker, you could tell by his clothes.

He wore a black leather jacket and a hairy ass, between his balls there was a ton of grass.

He lined a hundred girls against the wall, swore to the devil he would fuck them all.

When he got to 99 he had to stop, his penis and balls were about to pop.

When he got to the doctor the doctor said,"Oom Chucka Willie your balls are dead".

So when he got down to hell, he was feeling swell. Fucked the devil, and his wife as well.

On his tombstone, written in green: "Oom Chucka Willie--the Mean Mother Fucking Machine".

by piratemaxx September 30, 2008

chuckable

a girl who is both cubby and fuckable

hey dude what do you think of adele? eh shees chuckable

by dragongolfer94 November 18, 2012

Chuckianity

The religious belief in the holy being known as Chuck Norris.

Always existed, never created.

I told a White Shirt I believe in Chuckianity. He ran away screaming.

by Faithful Believer July 3, 2018

Chuckabout

To leave your workplace, meandering or wandering without telling your coworkers. Also known as a "Grumpy Cat"

Where is Chuck? He's on a Chuckabout...

by Friends of Casper May 14, 2018

Chuckbasssexual

When one feels sexual attraction towards Chuck Bass regardless of their sex or gender.

Oh, look at her Keira can't stop drooling over Chuck Bass's pics, she's got to be Chuckbasssexual.

by Keira Cox December 29, 2020

Chuckwagon Head

A person who will take any drug, without knowing the drug, just to see what it does.

John is such a Chuckwagon Head! He takes any kind of drug that is offered to him!

by YEA ITS ME November 17, 2006

Chucknado

A move that Chuck Norris pulls on the people who fuck with him most.He goes into a horrible rage and begins spinning violently.It is reported that he has spun so quickly that he has created winds up to 1500 mph,instantly ripping apart his opponent.There is no possible way to defend a Chucknado, just please don't fuck with Chuck.Pissing him off and causing the destruction,devastation,bloodshed,and your unavoidable death is not worth it.This move can make mother nature cry when she's on her period.

For example a Chucknado was performed once in Oregon.Debris and body parts were found 1,435 miles away in Maine.

by Troy P. November 8, 2007