chob

A blank expressionless face. OR the expression reffering to such a face. often used as a reaction to something bad.
Chobbing off may and might refer to a hand job.

"Dude I just shit on your good blanket for fun" "chooooob"
"Cmon, just chob off on my chest already"
"Are you chobbing off in there?"

by StuIrt February 29, 2008

chob

Somebody who stays overnight or for a time period at your house/apartment and eats everything in sight, uses your facilities then leaves without any reimbursements to you.

Steve decided to crash at our place this weekend and ate all my food then broke a window without paying. What a chob.

by Lmaoing September 30, 2006

Chob

better known as a Chode but smaller and fatter and often seen in babies or infants.

Lauren was changing a diaper and was amazed by the young boys chob which was larger than her fathers.

by inspired by baby March 30, 2011

Chob

The sound of eating; chewing loudly; the word for eating fastly; negatively

"He sure chobbed down that cheesburger!" ; "Yesterday I chobbed down a whole mess of potato chips" ; "He took a big chob out of my candy bar" ; "She is sure chobbing down that apple pie"

by Allovexists August 15, 2011

Boot Chob

To put someone in the trunk or \"boot\" of your car.. take them to some remote place and Slash/Chob them up. Hence the name boot chob.

lets boot chob this wee dick and bury him in the braes.

by opy April 27, 2005

chob

A chinese fob. A fob being someone, who is now living in the U.S. or a European/western country, but still has their thick native accents and holds on to many of their native customs and practices.

"Did you hear that dude's accent? He's a straight chob."

by Reyhan March 31, 2007

chibs chabs chobs

thank you. widnes term (uk)
more affectionate expression of gratitude. also see shortened term 'chibs'.

"pass me a beer, my good friend mark"
"here you go, my good friend pat"
"chibs chabs chobs"

by mark n\\\' pat September 04, 2003