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Chime Dog

A person - usually in a public forum such as a seminar or public speaking event - that likes to "chime in" unsolicited comments when the speaker is speaking or giving his or her presentation. That person's incessant chimes are reminiscent of a barking dog that impedes the natural flow of the presentation.
"Man, can you believe that chime dog in the pinstriped suit from this morning? 30 minutes in I wanted to tell him to shut the F* up and to put a dog muzzle on his face."
by BigBartski January 8, 2016
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Tuscan Chili Dog

When a chick diherras on your flacid weiner while you're sleeping, and then punches you in the balls, so that you wake up and grab your balls and you get shit all over your hands, and while you're grabbing your dick and balls, she pokes you in the eye and you rub your eyes and get pink eye.
I cheated on my girlfriend, and she found out and gave me a Tuscan Chili Dog.
by Nathan Mckay (and Brittany) November 4, 2008
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open faced chili dog

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.
I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.
by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007
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soggy chili dog

In regards to performing anal sex on your partner when she is stuggling with explosive diarrhea. Even so it doesn't bother you or your dirty little penis that is now covered in brown chunks of what was once Taco Bell.
Last night I gave Melanie a soggy chili dog right in her tight little brown eye.
by lil smokie April 28, 2006
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Idaho Chili-Dog

1. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is the result of some Male Correctional Facility "love" within a restroom stall right after the receiver finishes moving his bowels.

2. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is a result of anal sex after the female has finished taking a dump (preferably before she wipes) or before she has time to clean her anal area.
Dennis got a nasty Idaho Chili-Dog after his cell mate had diarreah.

I was so horny I fucked her in the ass before she had time to wash, and wound up with an Idaho Chili-Dog.
by Raw Diggem AKA Dick Hardagin October 20, 2010
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[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.
I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!
by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016
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New York Chili Dog

When you fuck someone in the ass and immediately shove your shit covered dick in their mouth.
Yo, that motherfucker gave her a New York Chili Dog last night.
by Darkfire69 October 21, 2017
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