crayon chewer

Someone who is extremely stupid, so stupid, in fact, that they eat crayons. This could also be a person who enjoys eating paste or other generally retarded actions. This term is generally used as an insult when arguing with someone to point out how stupid what they just said was.

Donald Trump is so stupid. What a fucking crayon chewer

The correct word is you're, you crayon chewer

by Bruh_sound_effect_#2 May 20, 2019

ice chewer

A sexually frustrated individual, coined due to the tendency for those suffering from a lack of sexual satisfaction to chew on ice as a means of coping with excess tension.

"Hey, I heard you guys like Ed, Edd, and Eddy! Do you want to read some of my Jonny x Plank erotic fiction?!"
"Get out of here ice chewer"

by Penguinato October 16, 2019

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

condom chewer

1. an insult reffering to the person as a whore, or one who performs oral sex with a condom and still retains the condom in his or her mouth.

2. also can mean slut or bitch in the derragatory sense

Damn, he is really a condom chewer

Get away from me you dirty condom chewer

by Nikku April 21, 2006

Chawberry

The mouthwatering, delicious flavor when you mix cherry, and strawberry together.

For years people have drank cherry juice and strawberry juice. They never knew what sensational, tongue tingling, heart pounding flavor the two would make if combined. Recently they just discovered this amazing flavor and now is in the making. And they call it Chawberry!

by jillbobjoe June 7, 2011

chewbrew

When you have a problem (usually a person) that is all you can talk about, or think about, then it/he/she is in the chewbrew.

He's been in the chewbrew for ages.
I can't get him out of the chewbrew.

by wombata December 9, 2012

Cum Chewer

(Noun) An individual who talks a lot of shit, fast. Their lips moving at an alarming rate which causes “smacking” sounds, simulating the sound of chewing loudly. disgusting saliva oozing from their gums like cum. Hence- Cum Chewer. Often used to describe someone who spits when they talk.

Jamal: damn nigga, did you see Tyrone going on and on about the fuckin’ basketball game he won?

Philip: Yeah, he was raving about it. I could feel the spray all on my face every time he said “bathsketball”. What a Cum Chewer.

by Dick Man Bebe April 23, 2018