Callum

To send strangers or people you barely know graphic pictures of your anus.

I was minding my own business the other day when some stranger callumed me. I was offended and called the police.

by joshmc81 March 2, 2019

Callum

Callum is the type of person who would rather survive on porn then food, he cant last a day without a quick wank. He’s one of those people you don't want in your dm’s.

Yo was Callum in ur dm’slast night,

by Johnaustin October 19, 2019

Callum

Callum is the biggest clunge magnet that there ever was and his favourite catchphrase is "One in the pink two in the stink".

Guy 1: "did you see that callum getting all the pussy last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah what an absolute clunge magnet"

by Calpol6969 May 12, 2014

Callum

A white guy who is a wanker.

That kid is such a Callum.

by Del Meme May 5, 2017

Callum

A man with a micro penis

Oh look it’s Callum

I bet he has a small penis

by Callum has a micro penis May 14, 2021

Callum

Callum is a hot, awesome, bootaful person. He's sooooo good on stage and he listens to all my problems and is such a champ and whoever goes out with him is so lucky.
Love you baby, Meez

Callum is wikid! :-)

by Meez July 9, 2004

Callum

Sexy mother fucker!!!

Callum is a sexy lad

by Elle gallaer March 3, 2017