caranderizing

v., originally, to smell a bicycle seat; now widely used to mean the smelling of any type seat. Made illegal in areas of Europe when caranderizing clubs were first formed in the late 1930s. Caranderizing laws are still on the books in many jurisdictions. Considered a perversion with no victim. Whales cannot caranderize. Jesus is theorized to have never caranderized because there were no bicycles in his time.

The man was taken into custody for caranderizing without the consent of the bike's owner or a properly issued permit.

by Lt. Johnny C. July 28, 2008

Gina Carano

When you get in trouble for standing up against popular, self righteous bullies

Eugene: I got suspended today for comparing myself to the Jews because of how my bullies treat me. They've been calling me a Nazi and demonizing me with 911 for so many years but they never got in trouble for it

Frank: You got Gina Carano'd lmao, at least they've proven your point. You have a garbage teacher tho

by Just blunt February 15, 2021

Carranza

Friendly at first, very abusive, tends to tell you want to hear until it gets what it wants then leaves you without saying goodbye. "quickie"

That dude is such a carranza!

by shorty lo February 22, 2009

Caranthir

One of the seven sons of Feanor, a minor character in Tolkien's The Silmarillion. Often listed along with Celegorm and Curufin, but absent from the account of the kidnapping of Luthien, he died along with this pair while assailing Elwing's forces.

If there's seven, and they're all in pairs, there has to be an odd one out, right? And it's this guy.

by Andy May 23, 2004

Carandang

A pretty hot piece of man meat. Very good in bed.

"Oh girl, I wish I had a Carandang like you do."

by Mynameiserey. February 9, 2009

cardance

To dance wildly and voraciously while driving. Enhanced by multiple passengers who dance with equal enthusiasm.

This drive could be bearable if we cardance.

by CDChronicles October 14, 2009

cadriana

An amazing person and love is all she knows. She always has a smile on her face.Her optimistic and crazy ways are what her friends like about her. Even when she is sad she tries her best to think of positives. But don't get on her bad side, she doesn't care how big the challenge but will take you down she is scary but cute. All together she a tough,kind,beautiful,and a well rounded person.

Is that the amazing Cadriana?
Damn Cadriana is Stunning🤭

by Someone🤭 October 17, 2019