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Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.
Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.
by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008
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cuntwatica

a GREAT word me and my mother came up with; used to describe someone being rude or obscene. or just to yell out for no apparent reason. DAMN i love my mother.
you fucking cuntwatica
by chelsea aka TINY October 11, 2008
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cuntwaggle

Used to describe a particuarly fat and bitchy woman screaming and making her fat taco sway back and forth
Alice, you fucking cuntwaggle, quit your bitching and make me a sandwich!!
by Doc Mar E Jane January 5, 2010
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cuntwart

Use this term to really piss someone off. Cunt warts are particularly repulsive. They fill up with puss and then when you get that feeling when you cant resist, burst it, BUT, make sure you are standing near a mirror so the puss launches itself at it. mmmmm then scrape the remnants off the mirror and put it in a stew.
daniel Craig is a cuntwart. His face looks like a fanny which has received a rather bad case of leprosy and is enjoying bathing in its own fluidy goodness. the cunt!
by kafwan August 19, 2009
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Cuntwagon

1. A vehicle owned or driven by a Cunt; See Cunt
Therefore a Cunt's usual form of transportation.

2. A moving vehicle filled with cunts.

3. A car full of cunts; see Cunt

4. A small pretentious Hybrid vehicle; Usually decorated with unbelievably contradicting and or socially associating bumper stickers, which are usually added to the Cuntwagon purposely to affirm ones cuntiness.
Hey look at that fucking cuntwagon, filled those bitches that think they are hot shit.
by FrankieA May 29, 2010
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Cuntadactyl (n.)

A Prehistoric dinosaur-with features that are primarily identified by their size K bra, and they're massive double chin. Has jiggly arms ass and stomach to match. With the perfect bellybutton ring accessory. They have an inability to play well with others. And their appearance is unfortunate.
by TooBad:/ July 22, 2009
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CUNTWAFFLE

A person not cool or masculine enough to be considered a douchbag, but every bit as irritating if not more so.

Hes an idiot that gets on your last damn nerve. The person you know that suffers from excessive verbal diarrhea. The one you want to smack in the face with a pick-axe. He's who has done it all and done it better than you.

His behavior warrants him being described of a loose dangly vagina with warm leathery lips, and slight seepage that has crusted up giving it the smell of a blue roomon a muggy July afternoon in Georgia.
CHAD_NORTON is certainly a CUNTWAFFLE of Epic proportions.
He has the worst disposition and constantly uses people for his own gain.
by suomyuouA December 4, 2018
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