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noun and verb

when you suddenly have a complete psycho and all logical thought and reason takes a back seat to your rage and anger. sudden act of rage, without premeditation.

dangerous and illogical things happen.
"My god, what happened here?"
"Tim brainsnapped and thwacked him"
OR
"Tim had a brainsnap and thwacked him"

Examples:
Smashing a whole cupboard full of crockery on the footpath cos your plate wasnt cleaned properly. (From: He Died With a Felafel in His Hand)

brainsnap by chuckles mcdagger February 11, 2008
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Braising Beef 

To perform rapid, reciprocating sexual intercourse between the vagina and the anus without the use of lubricant and without wiping or cleaning the penis before entry into each orifice.
Donna was caught up in sexual ecstasy and was begging for her lover to fill and pound both her love holes on after another. Matt began Braising Beef until he unloaded deep inside her. Unfortunately, Donna wound up getting a wicked vaginal infection.
Branson is the hottest guy, but a complete weirdo. He is not gay, but might act like it sometimes. He can’t do math to save his life and can’t speak. All the thots seem to like him
Ahhh Branson is so hot, but I think he is into boys
Branson by BigShaq0429 June 11, 2018

The Branson 

Ah, the Branson—a libation as alluring as the Ozark hills, its genesis inspired by the vibrant, yet quaint Branson, Missouri. Picture a tableau of country music, twinkling theater lights, and verdant golf courses. Now translate that into liquid form. Infused with the effervescent zing of sugar-free Red Bull, harmoniously mingled with the apple-infused aristocracy of Crown Apple, the Branson is punctuated by a sultry splash of cranberry juice—a nod to the fleeting colors of an Ozark sunset.

Like Branson itself, this cocktail is a paradox: sophisticated yet approachable, bustling yet tranquil. To sip the Branson is to be transported to a lakeside theater where banjos play softly and every firefly adds a flicker to your night. Just one taste, and you're no longer a tourist; you're part of the legend.
I’d like to order The Branson please, make it a double.
The Branson by DJ Ski October 4, 2023

richard branson

a rich fuck that is the co-creator of virgin mobile and yes, he does have his own private island..ive seen it...on MTV cribs
Richard Branson's son can't find himself a girlfriend so his dad has to buy off a girl for him

Marcellus Branson 

Marcellus Branson is a garbage ass player not even worth a second round pick he's an inflated score because he's on the trash ass Spurs.
I'd rather have a Garth Bingham than a Marcellus Branson
Marcellus Branson by AnEblGM December 5, 2019
hot guy that stands out in a big group and gets along with everyone,very good with the ladies and is good at getting his way and can be very sweet. Loves to make everyone laugh at his jokes
That Branson kid is hilarious!!
Branson by ThatGirlEveryoneKnows November 28, 2018