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bottjeism

1. An extreme case of blondeness.
an utter lack of common sense.
not thinking before speaking.
girl 1- "guess what I just figured out!?"
girl 2- "what?"
girl 1- "when I clap my hands I'm giving myself a high five!"
girl 2- "Oh no. I think you you are suffering from bottjeism."
by extreme matress surfers August 25, 2009
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99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall,
99 Bottle of Beer,
You Take One Down Pass it Around....ETC.
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 11, 2008
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milk bottles

A name given mainly to European women who frequent the sunny beaches of the Carribean, looking for an exotic shag by Jamaican 'Rastatutes' (Rastafarian statutes: built-up sex-industry workers), to denote their horniness (they resemble empty milk bottles waiting to be 'filled' with 'white'... uh, man-milk!)...
British milk bottles are dime-a-dozen on Seven Mile Beach whenever the tourists' season starts in Jamaica!
by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007
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baby bottles

n. the things on a woman's torso that men love to suck on
Evan hoped that he would have the chance to suck on her baby bottles by the end of the night.
by birthcontroljill July 30, 2008
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Wash Bottles

Wash Bottles; a very funny and quite colloquial phrase emanating from the real B-Town; Brampton, Ontario CANADA!

Cardinal Leger Secondary School will live on forever!

Wash Bottles (or washing bottles, bottle washer, etc) is simply a term used, either jokingly, seriously or somewhere in between, to describe the act of fellatio. Do note, however, that this phrase must be used with a STRONG Portuguese accent, as was common in the development of this catch-phrase. The phrase is often used to describe a negative situation, or towards someone in a negative way, similar to telling someone to fuck-off.

The words can be interchanged depending on the use and tense of the incident in which the phrase is being used - see below examples
"why don't you go wash bottles down by the creek!"

"Hey buddy, go wash bottles!"

"Your mom is a bottle washer!"

"you washed bottles for a living"

and so on - take it and go!
by philEblunt February 21, 2009
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Poppin Chocolate Bottles

When you have one solid nugget of poo holding back watery, gross diarrhea; the poo nugget shoots out reminiscent of a bottle of your finest bubbly.
by Vespetro February 2, 2009
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Bottlepisser

Used when referring to the nastiness of men in general.

Originated from men having the capability to urinate in bottles in order to drive further distances on road trips, or out of pure laziness to go to the bathroom down the hall in dorms without individual bathrooms.
Female friend walks into a male friends apartment. Disgusted, she sees dirty dishes, clothes on the ground, moldy pizza on the table, and feels uncomfortable sitting on the couch cause of all the stains. She walks to the balcony to open the window for a gasp of fresh air and muddles under her breath: "Freaking bottlepissers." And shakes her head.

Group of men and women are standing at a bar and the conversation leads to a nasty topic which has the potential to make a female feel uncomfortable, and definitely have no input. Woman in the group says: "You're a bunch of dirty bottlepissers! STFU, no one wants to hear that crap."
by J hafs August 6, 2017
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