Definitions by Vespetro

bean dart 

Solid Fart. When one farts with the intention of it being simply that; however, it turns out to be much more than they hoped for. Poop!

Look at the spot on that dude’s khaki’s! He must have been playing one hell of a game of bean darts!

bean dart by Vespetro December 30, 2014

Poppin Chocolate Bottles  

When you have one solid nugget of poo holding back watery, gross diarrhea; the poo nugget shoots out reminiscent of a bottle of your finest bubbly.

Man, that Mexican food had me poppin chocolate bottles all night!

Poppin Chocolate Bottles by Vespetro February 2, 2009