blueshell

Ruining friendships since 1996

guy 1: im about to win
guy 2: i dont think so *throws blueshell*
guy 1: fuuuuuuuucccck, were no longer friends
guy 2: :(

by lolman63 December 12, 2018

blueberry faygo

Cotton Candy Faygo mixed with lean.

Person 1: Man have you tried Blueberry Faygo.

Person 2: Yeah man that shit is fye.

by AceyThatsCool April 6, 2020

bluescreened

When one hears information so shocking or world-view-shattering that one's mind goes temporarily blank.

When I learned that Armmie Hammer is a cannibal, I bluescreened for 10 seconds before I could form another thought.

by internet stole my life February 23, 2021

Tuesday blues

A well-known phenomenon among Esctasy users. If you spend your weekend rolling, chances are your serotonin will bottom out on Tuesday, leaving you with a depression that could be anywhere from mild to severe. May only last the day, or may stretch out over the rest of the week, depending on the person.

Rob took a few pills on Saturday night, and he's looking a little listless today - must be the Tuesday blues.

by Millsie February 5, 2007

post-fartum blues

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time

She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.

by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

City Blues

n. 1. state of mind: dissent in spite of odds

2. code of conduct/ethics

v. 3. resist social decline

4. to fight back

-- Dude, what is with these anti-public sector cuts protestors? Don't they know they're just pissing in the wind?

-- They can't help themselves, man. They give a shit when they don't have to. They're riddled with City Blues.

-- Poor bastards.

-- Yeah. It rough going.

-- God help them.

-- God help us all.

by sophie abrahams April 12, 2011

Blueberry cocktail

The semen unloaded on a person after they have given the male "blue balls". Usually occurs several days after the "blue ball" incident, which allows the semen to simmer and become more of a yellow colored substance.

Man, my girl blue balled me the other day because she was on the rag, but then I unloaded my blueberry cocktail all over her face the next week.

by picklepatty November 13, 2011