redneck blowtorch

The act of igniting one's own intestinal gasses for entertainment or survival.

Bubba: Hey ya'll...last night me an' Billy Joe Jim Bob got lost in the woods, so I had him light a fire usin' his redneck blowtorch

Skeeter: So.....that's how ya'll burned off yer eyebrow.

by Skyyza April 22, 2011

Blowtard

n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.

Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.

by anarkism April 10, 2010

blowtella

getting a blowjob with nutella on your penis

Sully got a nice blowtella.

by taziria October 25, 2012

Blowfished

When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.

"Zachs been talking to this hot chick he met on snapchat. Turns out she blowfished him and she was huge"

by Bravotango7 March 9, 2017

blowtential

adj;

A way to be safe when guys talk about letting borderline ugly girls go down on them.

It is very indefinite, so it can go either way.

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Mad blowtential, don't you think?

Brad: Hell yesssss.

Or the other scenario:

Brad: Bro, you see that new chick at work?

Tom: Hell yeah, mad blowtential!

Brad: Dude, that is disgusting. I was going to say she was sick.

by XamNagok December 24, 2009

backdoor blowtorch

lighting your farts on fire.

I'm gonna be able to light a huge backdoor blowtorch since I ate all those beans.

by Rexford March 5, 2008

Blowtch

A fart-like noise acheived by placing the lips on human skin and blowing.

The child giggled as her father gave her a blowtch on her stomach.

by Marasela July 25, 2007