Blowfished

When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.

"Zachs been talking to this hot chick he met on snapchat. Turns out she blowfished him and she was huge"

by Bravotango7 March 9, 2017

Jersey Shore Blowfish

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

salty blowfish

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio

Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?

by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019

Chocolate Blowfish

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

Belgian Blowfish

The act of diarrheating excessively into a magnum-sized condom, tying the condom, and popping it over your mate's face.

Guy: Hey, babe, I'm going to give you the sloppiest Belgian Blowfish you've ever hard.

by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009

Boston Blowfish

when someone is tossing your salad and you fart in there mouth causing there cheecks to expand

this girl was licking my cornhole so i gave her the Boston Blowfish

by Das Tree July 4, 2006

Cincinnati blowfish

Cincinnati blowfish occurs when a woman gives a man a rim job, vice versa, and he/she farts in the mouth thus puffing up the cheeks.

Nick was giving a rim job to Veronica Vaughn and she farted in his mouth. He yelled "you just gave me the dirtiest cincinnati blowfish i have ever had". (He tasted shit for a week).

by The boyz at STEIN. April 4, 2010