Bloomer

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

"After getting married he became a Bloomer."

by Le Cringe February 27, 2019

backseat blogger

Similar to a backseat driver but for Internet blogs instead of cars. They leave annoying comments criticizing how someone else chooses to write their blog or criticizing what they choose to write about in their own blog.

"Hey you shouldn't write about that kind of junk in your blog!"
"What a backseat blogger."

by FataMorganaPseudonym January 18, 2008

Cold Blooded

Heart that is on cased in ice. Cold and distant, cruel

He was very cold blooded in hos breakup with his girl

by Damn it again!! June 16, 2019

Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).

"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."

by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006

Blookey

A Bald headed African American Cabbage Patch kid.

A toddler coleco generation, This is a round headed bald Ookey model, as the black model it is known as a blookey,

by Lavendar McDade April 12, 2010

I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.

Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.

by zndnc July 15, 2011

Bloggessed

Similar to Kawasakied, but on a slightly smaller scale. When ones blog is commented on by someone whose blog has been kawasakied.

Dude, I totally got bloggessed today!

by Michael T Adams March 9, 2008