Blap

blap. To enhance blapping technology into everyday language.

Double blap: where 2 people get blapped on either side of the penis

badger blap rap song
we go blap some bitches tonight

computer technology is shit. Im gonna blap the computer screen

gooch blapped blake. Blake is now gooch's bitch

double blap: gooch blapped blake and badger. Gooch now has ownership of blake and badger
by badgersr20 October 28, 2010
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A word first formed by an internet user when new Steam chat reply sounds were added after an update. The user described the new sound as a "Blap". It's used when people do not want to say anything about something or when they do not know what to say when something happens. This word is also used when people feel uncomfortable about doing something.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, wanna go over Adam's house?"

Guy 2: "blap..."
by MrDandy66 February 21, 2011
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let's cut, i'm not tryin to get blapped.
by OKG July 11, 2008
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A time when usually everyone is asleep except tweekers. Around 4:30 am
They were out there working on the boat at blap thirty
by Crankey July 23, 2015
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1. A comical, grotesque noise blurted out by someone performing fellatio who has justed gagged on a penis; caused by accidentally swallowing too much of a penis shaft in an attempt to deepthroat.

2. The comical noise released when someone performing fellatio gags on a penis.
Jane: I tried to deepthroat Jimmy last night while i was blowing him but swallowed too much penis and gagged.

Sqhaniqua: Girl, thats a BLAP!!!!

Jimmy: Yo son, Jane blapped on my mans last night. I was kind of embarrassed for her.

Tom: Some girls just cant handle the deepthroat dawg!
by Everybody Blap Your Mans! July 21, 2009
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The art of slapping someone across the face with your penis, then they become your bitch.
Shaggs was pissing me off so I blapped him with my meatsword. He is now my bitch, I pwned him.
by The Holy Diving Troll November 06, 2013
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Intoxicated with alcohol, occasionally used for other drugs like marijuana etc.
by T.Z. January 27, 2008
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