Trail blazers

An NBA team located in Portland, Oregon, commonly referred to as the "Blazers." The franchise holds the longest consecutive playoff streak in history. The team is named the Trailblazers because of Lewis and Clark who passed through Oregon while exploring the West.

Dude 1: The Trail blazers are the best team in the NBA, Kevin Pritchard is a genius.
Non-Dude 2: Dude, the teams from LA are better.
Dude 1: LA sucks, you suck, your gene pool sucks.

by Brentford April 14, 2009

blamer

Someone who blames everything on something all the time.

"I blame Tom."
"Wow, you're such a blamer!"

by Jockey Strap September 11, 2009

Blaped

When you hit a vaporizer and smoke a blunt, and then become blunted and vaped.

"Yo dude did you hit that vape last night?" -Guy 1
"Ya man and after that blunt, i was blaped." -Guy 2
"Yeah I was so fucked up I was making up words and had the worst munchies!" -Guy 1

by Im stoned off my ass September 24, 2010

Blapper

bop jam good song

Hey did you hear walk it like I talk it. It’s a real blapper!

by Eseweiiii May 23, 2018

99% blamer

Someone who shifts blame for global problems onto the general public rather than a select few.

See: Bootlicker

So he's saying that he won't be friends with anyone who uses plastic straws or eats meat? Man, what a 99% blamer...

by userhandlegoeshere October 28, 2021

bladerah

A guy who gets his linkpearl broken on a daily basis temporarily, for no real reason in the mmorpg Final Fantasy XI. He is also referred to as the gimp one ,but in fact is far from being gimp. He is often accused of stealing a large sum of gil from a fellow linkshell mate, but this is clearly far from the truth. Also has a collection of sea torques that he will never hear the end of.

Pilfer is the new Bladerah.

by tks_star48270 January 24, 2010

leather blazer

a leather blazer is a formal type of leather jacket. It is like a sportcoat. They are usually black or brown. They are very sexy and many guys wear them. They are very popular among the latino and italian guys.

They are also great to wear during sex or use while masturbating. Many guys like to shoot their hot loads of cum onto their leather blazers and grind their hard stiff cocks on them.

"Hey bud, that's a great leather blazer you got there... Id love to shoot my load on it" said Harry.

"Damn man, you look good in your leather blazer. You gave me a stiffy. Excuse me while I go to the bathroom and crank a load out." said Jack.

"Fuck me in the ass with your leather blazer on Daddy. This way I can jack off and shoot my cum on it." said Tony.

by LeatherJacketGuy January 15, 2011