Brown Bandini

The act of placing someone elses cell phone up your anus after they looked through your's without permission.

Craig looked through my phone without permission, so I gave his the ole' brown bandini.

by Your Moms Under Carriage October 4, 2017

Dylan Bardini

If you meet a Dylan Bardini then you know that you got lucky. NEVER leave them. You may think that he is not interesting but he is on the inside. If you see one then it's your sign to always be with him.

Random person: Look there's Dylan Bardini
Other Random person: Yeah I heard that he's Smart and Robust. You should NEVER let him go.

by Bardooo January 17, 2022

the TJ Baldino

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The TJ Baldino" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by murric October 3, 2007

balding

when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding

"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"

by Zaniel November 28, 2021

baldin

An offshoot of the term "ballin."

An event so old or out of style that if it was human, it would be losing its hair.

Of or relating to old men, generally unhip, who are losing their hair.

Dude1: Dude! I just bought some brand new Pokemon cards!
Dude2: Those are so baldin.
Dude1: Oh snap! When did they go out of style?
Dude2: Years ago, dude.
Dude1: Damn.

by Two Tone Troll September 10, 2007

Balliniss

adj. Amazing. Derived from Dave Chappelle's line "Balliniss shit ever"

"Dat car is balliniss, yo. Wamp, wamp, what it do"

by Ahjiggity jig jig December 14, 2006

Baldinelli

1. Noun: To describe someone as being negative, or non-agreeable
2. Adjective: A replacement of a swear word

"Stop being such a baldinelli!"
"Holy Baldinelli nips!"

by Gibraltar Nische January 4, 2012