babysitter hot

When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.

by bepis with no b May 7, 2018

Electric Babysitter

Term used for the television.

I can't get my son off of the electric babysitter.

by Garfibromyalgia November 3, 2021

Absent Babysitter

The type of babysitter who will spend the night using your phone, eating your food, and ignoring your kids. In other words someone who may as well not even be there.

I always thought Louise was great with kids, but it turns out she's just another absent babysitter.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be

Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!

by ILikeMushroomz September 25, 2010

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012

Imaginary Next Door Neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob

1. Name given to Ronald when he was at Bristol Central High School.

2. An incredibly odd title for an extended family member.

" Oh look, its Imaginary Next door neighbor slash gardener slash babysitter named Bob! How are you?"

by Ronald Cousins November 25, 2006

Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping

Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.

by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024