Dinner Blaster

A handheld cannon that fires Whoppers (burgers).

Infamous for its appearance in the YouTube Poop "Dinner Blaster."

If you're not a fan of fast food, you'd better run if you see a dinner blaster.

by Savato93 April 27, 2010

blarty

a black people party

Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?

by 1535sj September 8, 2011

Taco Bell Blast

Explosive diarrhea resulting from the ingestion of tainted Mexican food.

"Hey Beef-stains, looks like you're going to have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 26, 2006

gotta blast

Originated from one of Jimmy Neutron's catchphrases, "Gotta blast!" Is a common phrase said on the internet now for many reasons.

1. When in an awkward or uncomfortable situation
2. When someone says or does something you don't like and you don't feel low wasting time and energy arguing with them.

1. *in a texting convo*
Straight boy: "wanna play 20 questions haha ;)"
Girl: "sure."
Straight boy: "okay I'll go first. Are you a virgin?"

Girl: "...Gotta blast!"

2. Idiot: I support Carter Reynolds. He's hawt and did nothing wrong!!1
Me: ".....Gotta blast!"

by Lisa is not Lethal August 26, 2015

Bum-blast

When you squat in the shower and sprayy our butt hole for fun.

Hey Matt I just had a bum-blast

by Tin car May 14, 2015

butter finger blast

When a guy is having sex with his girlfriend, and she slides her hand down his ass and her finger accidentally slips into his ass, then he reacts by quickly pulling away and off her finger, in a blasting-off motion.

I was having a great time with Amber even when she gave me the butter finger blast. I actually enjoyed it.

by Science750 July 31, 2022

muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein

She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018